Ravenglade Hollow — If you fold a pizza in half, is it a sandwich?

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Anonymous asked:

If you fold a pizza in half, is it a sandwich?

hollowtones answered:

the language is not some inherent truth of life. we made the words as a lens to better understand the world.

hollowtones

no one in the comments has listened

papasmoke

i think if you folded a pizza in half it wouldn’t be very easy to eat and i would not eat it anyway actually because i am lactose intolerant. but if i did eat it i would unfold it first because the folded pizza would be too tall to fit in my mouth unless i squished. also if i shoot a bullet from the moon and it kills someone in texas do the texas police have jurisdiction or do the moon police?

hollowtones

you, though. 

you have listened.

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